High Interest Loan
Your credit is still good, right? Take out a quick loan. (This is not a good idea if you're currently involved in any shady business practices.)
Effect: PlacesCash2 100 x (1.1 x Floor) at your location.

Has a 23% chance to proc Bad Credit on the character.
Has a 50% chance to proc Payback on the character for each currently active Bankster Debuff (except for Payback itself.)
If Glyph of Imhotep is active, has a 25% chance to proc Pyramid Scheme on the character.